A Pale Tale

I saw a commercial today. It featured several people with severely untanned skin, and recommended a "Bahamavention" (that is, intervene with a trip to the Bahamas). The ad features a half naked man with red hair whose paleness glowed vibrantly. There could be no other explanation, than that this commercial was directly inspired by Conan O'Brien. This is a direct reference to Conan's likeness as presented in the Pale Force cartoon series. Already Conan has had his influence on global politics and now he's moved on to advertising. What will he conquer next?