Call It *When* You Will

I'm going to be in Greenville next weekend and David and I are going to record the voicemail greeting for my new Lingo phone line. This is an Internet phone line, and has Internet-based management features. This means that I can upload my voicemail greeting as an audio file. This is much better than talking into a crappy phone microphone. That's why we're doing this in the Greenville College recording studio. David will have his guitar.

Question: What should my new greeting be? It should be awesome, over-the-top, and something I couldn't do unless I had such resources available. Got a suggestion? Post a comment on this entry and tell the me and the world. If you have any audio clips (of yourself, not copyrighted please) that you think I should include, send them to me by e-mail.