On A Roll

I was at Wal-Mart on Tuesday, toilet paper shopping. I'm a single guy, yet I buy in bulk since I have ample toiletry closet space. So when I make a toilet paper purchase, I want to be very sure. In the middle of my browse, I was met by Beth. Let's just say I asked for shopping advice. One thing led to another, and I knew it wouldn't be a pink package or a package with a baby on it, but I eventually settled on the one that had a puppy on it. Toilet paper shopping is tough as a guy who isn't 100% secure in his masculinity.

That whole story is only a side story to the amazing revelation I had. While peeking down the aisle, I noticed that I could see the paper towels in the next aisle. BAM! It hits me:

"Good paper towel brand names make very *bad* toilet paper brand names"

Still don't believe me?

Brawny

Worse: Bounty

Really Bad: Mardi Gras

Sparkle, Viva....