Pepperoni and Sausage
Thursday, January 10, 2013 at 9:38 pm
If I ever had two pets at the same time, they would be two weiner dogs, named Pepperoni and Sausage. Oh sure, it would be a cute name and all, but the real reason would be at their death. I would choose to memorialize them just so I can answer the question "What do you want on your tombstone?" with Pepperoni and Sausage.